Welcome to the Chaos

I have started "blogs" over the past years that were epic fails. I tried to write deeply moving posts that were inspiring, or tackle real world problems that could be solved with Pinterest worthy solutions. And guess what, they sucked! I hated reading my own posts. I was forcing myself to write something that was not flowing from my creative brain. I was boring you to tears with my Hallmark inspired advice. Blech. 

Then it hit me. People were far more amused with my sarcasm and ridiculius depictions of my daily life on Facebook posts. These were usually my normal ramblings over the stupid driver in front of me or the guy obsessing at the counter over his scratc off ticket while my coffee was scalding the skin off my dominant hand. Sometimes it was a mere documentary of the shit spreader that pulls out in front of me at every intersection. So here I am, at it again...ready to show you exactly what spills out of my sarcastic, sometimes foul mouthed mind. When I am void of meaningful sarcasm, I will be inviting some of the best smart asses I know to contribute content. Don't expect foo foo pictures and fancy layouts here. Bold and brash is my theme. Hang on, and enjoy my distorted view of beauty in this world!